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MAPH 27
Upon receiving my call, my mother is quite surprised. I mean, that's not
unusual. Because all this time, she thought that I would be single for the
rest of my life. And with an MFUU at that, a rarity in this world.
"My son brought a patient into his house!"
"Mom..."
"And now he's dating him! A dirty doctor is what I raised!"
"Oh, Mom, please listen..."
"Turns out my son is gay!"
"Well, I guess that's the case."
"I should have suspected it since I know your libido has always been
extremely low!"
"That's too harsh..."
"I'm so sorry!"
"Mom, I told you already―wait what do you mean you're sorry?"
I am surprised she said that in such a strangely honest tone.
"I was treating you under the assumption that you were straight. I'm sorry I
tried to set you up with women too before, without asking you first. Yeah,
it wasn't right. That's horrible isn't it?"
"Mom... Ah, no, I only noticed it recently, too. Don't worry about it."
"I am worried. And I do care about you! But thank goodness, our Takashi now
has someone he likes. I don't care if I can never see my grandson's face,
but sometimes I feel sad when I think of you. What's going to happen to this
boy when I die? Now I'm relieved. Grandma* will be happy too."
*paternal Grandma
She cries.
I interrupt, "Sorry to interrupt your crying, but back on topic. I want to
marry Iwamoto-san, so can we stop by to see you and Grandma?"
"What's with the quick change of subject? Let your mother soak in the
tears."
And so she starts crying again, though of course it is just acting and
exaggerated sobs.
"Mom..."
"It's okay, it's okay...you can come. Besides, being a retiree is boring as
h*ll."
"So next week then."
"No, tomorrow. We can have lunch together."
"Isn't that too sudden?"
"What? I want to meet your man ASAP. The sooner I give you two my blessing
the better. Believe me, seeing me will bring you great luck. I don't get
younger, honey. I don't become more patient either."
It is kind of frightening that she has already passed her 60th birthday a
long time ago. I am amazed at how open, honest, and clear she speaks. This
may be the perfect image of a woman who has lived her life as she pleases,
letting her intelligence and innate goodness take care of her. It's
refreshing but noisy.
"Okay, okay. Stop talking."
"I won't stop! I'm so happy my only son is finally bringing his partner!"
So the schedule is set.
We actually would like to invite Iwamoto's sister as well. Since everything
is so sudden, of course, she hasn't known about our marriage plans. Haruka
has already had her own plans, she and her friends are going on a trip to
celebrate their graduation. Besides, in the past few weeks, the girl has
also started working part-time.
Well, Haruka's place is only an hour away by train, so we can go there after
work settles down.
"I'm sorry, it all came together," I say a bit disappointed.
Ah, how did Iwamoto describe me to her sister in the first place? She
sounded super excited earlier. I'm worried that she holds high expectations
of me, fearing that she'll be terribly disappointed at our meeting later.
But the next day, I go to my mother's place with Iwamoto anyway.
My mother lives in a large residential complex next door to my paternal
grandmother and some fairly busy convenience stores. Her relationship with
my father since the divorce may have been almost non-existent, but mom said
what my father did had nothing to do with grandma.
The two of them are so close that they exclaim once they see Iwamoto and me
getting out of the car.
"A handsome man!"
"A handsome man!"
"Mom! Grandma! Don't point at Iwamoto like that! That's rude."
"But is he...is he really our Taka's boyfriend?"
"You've got a nice body, boy! So much different compared to my son's. And
you look quite young!"
"Alright! Alright! We get it! Shut up both of you! We're outside."
I completely understand their excitement. Iwamoto is too good to be the
lover of someone as simple as me, but this area is densely populated with
houses. Their voices echo in the air.
Iwamoto, on the other hand, is smiling squinting his eyes. "It's an honor to
finally meet you two, I'm Taichi Iwamoto."
"Chikako, did you hear that?" My 70-year-old grandmother is mesmerized by
Iwamoto's low and beautiful voice.
"Grandma, don't wave your cane around!"
***
We all sat down in the tea room. Listening to Iwamoto's life stories, mother
and grandma lets out a long sigh. A rather short and tragic family history,
indeed.
Then, Mom turns her eyes onto me. Her pale and thin face, similar to mine is
giving me a look as if she understands why I'm so in love with Iwamoto. I
feel guilty. I mean, I had touched a patient of mine and it will be very
awkward if she delves into this deeper.
"By the way, Iwamoto-san, is it true that you can give birth to my
great-grandchildren?"
Asks my grandmother suddenly, leaning forward with a twinkle in her eyes.
She had just been smitten by Iwamoto's manliness, and now she is expecting
her great-grandson!
"Grandma! You don't ask about that. It's rude. Did you forget I once get a
miscarriage after having Takashi? It's a delicate subject. And we don't know
if Iwamoto-san wants to have a child or not. I'm so sorry, Iwamoto-san."
"No, it's okay." Iwamoto is smiling at my mother and grandmother. "It used
to seem like a terrible and scary idea to me. But lately, I've been thinking
about it a lot, too. That I would like to have Sensei's children. Although,
of course, it's up to God whether I can give birth safely or not."
I fall silent, and so does grandmother. This is the first time I hear
Iwamoto says that. God, right, God is the only one who knows about life and
death. I am a doctor, an OB/GYN one at that, so I'm used to not trusting God
when it comes to childbirth. And about children. Not once have I ever
thought that Iwamoto would talk about children. Oh, my face is burning up. I
am somehow extremely happy to hear that.
Mother looks at us, then opens her mouth. She says, "Iwamoto-san says he
wants a baby from you but still calls you Sensei? Woah, that's so dirty!"
"No no no, not again, Mom!"
This is why I hate having my mother meet people. I wish she can learn how to
keep words to herself.
"It's a bit weird, I know. Um, Takashi?"
And Iwamoto, of all people, plays along with Mom. I am speechless. I open my
mouth but soon close it back. Of course, I am very happy to hear that, but
that should be when we are alone in bed.
Excited seeing my embarrassing reaction, Iwamoto instead adds fire by giving
me sexy seducing eyes, not caring about my mother and grandmother's
presence.
"Takashi-san, call me by my first name too."
What are you saying, it's impossible! Everyone in this room knows very well
I'm a coward to do this kind of sh1t in public―
"Taichi."
Fvck.
"I love you, Takashi."
"I love you too."
Iwamoto laughs.
"Wow, this is strong. What did you do to this poor guy, Iwamoto-san? He
looks completely lost."
My grandmother's words make my face feel hot again. I can't stand this, I
want to disappear. I want to leave this place right this instant.
"Iwamoto-san, you've completely changed our Takashi."
"Yeah, it's nice."
"By the way, Iwamoto-san, since you're going to be our son-in-law, you two
are going to have a wedding, right?"
"Grandma, you can't ask that either!"
We chat a bit more before we all go to eat together at a Chinese restaurant
less than half a block away. My mother had reserved a table since yesterday,
I mentioned that Iwamoto really likes traditional Chinese food. By that
time, the three has already become great friends.
"Iwamoto-san, I have lots of ideas if you want a wedding!" Mom shouts after
returning from the Chinese restaurant to Iwamoto and me who are already in
the car about to go home. "Tell me anything, I will definitely help
you!"
Just how many times have I told her to not shout in public?
3 Comments
Welcome back! I've been missing this novel.
ReplyDeleteAlso, the mum and grandma are totally adorable!
I love mom and grandma LMFAOO they so funny
ReplyDeletewait mom is 60 and grandma is 70? was dad much younger than mom then? also love that all three of them have the same taste in men 🤣 thanks for translating
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