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Young-hae had kept his feelings for Tae-hwan deep in the pocket for a very long time, concealing his dirty fantasies of violating him in all sorts of kinky ways (though he sometimes got an erection just at the sight of him and took it out in a public toilet). But that didn't mean he wouldn't confess. He wanted to break down at least one barrier between him and the old man, so he decided that after the army, when he was more worthy as a man, Yeong-hae would tell Tae-hwan.

But that morning, the sun was so bright, and Tae-hwan was so dazzling and erotic under it, that the boy couldn't help himself and blurted out, "You always come to my dreams."

Yeong-hae was taken aback that he had let that slip out, but he didn't regret it. Tae-hwan's careless behaviour was driving him crazy. He had to get it out somehow. It was a pretty blatant and dirty confession, Yeong-hae thought that the old man must have understood it. But no, he overlooked Lim's excessive paternalism.

The damned old man should be suspicious of Yeong-hae for saying such an absurd thing, but he was not. He was still the usual warm Tae-hwan, still treating Yeong-hae like his nephew or son. Ugh, it made Yeong-hae so damn frustrated. 

After washing his semen-soaked pants and sheets, the boy left the house to go to college. But there was something on his doorknob.

"Damn old man... Seriously?"

It was a white pharmacy plastic bag. Must be Tae-hwan who bought it after worrying so much about Yeong-hae yesterday.

Despite the curse, the corners of the boy's mouth pulled up in a smile. The corners of his eyes and the tips of his ears twitched. He couldn't help but smile at how caring his crush was. He felt a little embarrassed and crossed his legs. Aw, hehehehe. Laughing sheepishly, Young-hae tucked one side of his hair behind his ear and opened the bag. He checked the contents but soon frowned.

"What the hell, is this guy crazy?"

It was a children's cold syrup with a picture of a smiling small boy sticking out his tongue. The damn old man had gone to the pharmacy and asked if they had anything for a sick baby. Why oh why did he keep treating Yeong-hae like a baby?! To make matters worse, the syrup was a "strawberry flavour". It also contained a bunch of supplements and vitamin C to help a child grow. After rummaging through the bag up and down, Yeong-hae finally found an all-purpose cold medicine that could be used for both adults and children.

"Tee hee hee."

Yeong-hae once again laughed sheepishly, this time hugging the plastic bag in his arms. Unch, Tae-hwan always managed to make his heart pound.

As Young-hae popped two pills into his mouth that were supposed to promote growth, he had an extreme and bizarre thought: If I have to put up with this any longer and it becomes too much for me one day, I'll take all these pills and kill myself.

Meanwhile, five minutes after Young-hae left the house for first period, Tae-hwan pushed open his door and yawned. He was a little tired from his trip to the pharmacy last night, which was open late, but his exhaustion melted away when he noticed that the pharmacy bag he'd hung on his neighbour's doorknob was missing. Pfft, he laughed.

"What a cute boy."

Despite the boy's grumbling, Tae-hwan never felt angry towards him; he just assumed that the boy was still going through puberty. Remembering how Young-hae used to run around like a puppy, flapping his long, curly hair (he was only four years old), Tae-hwan flicked the empty doorknob in vain. Ah, he was so cute back then... The thought of the soft, warm body of the child in his arms seemed to wash away all his worries.

"Ugh, why do you keep doing this?"

But the smile on Tae-hwan's face was quickly wiped away by a sudden stabbing sensation in his groin and turned into a grimace. Yesterday he had gone on the internet to look up the strange symptoms in that particular area and had come to the conclusion that his groin pain was an inflammation, so he had made a half-day trip to the hospital.

"For fuck's sake..."

He never knew that a private area could be so tingling and painful. He had heard that as people got older, their bodies broke down all over the place. Tae-hwan's shoulders slumped. After a grim lift ride, he didn't get into his car to go to work as usual, but walked to a clinic not far away.

It was a weekday morning, so there were few people there. The only human in the clinic was the receptionist. After roughly writing down his address, name and social security number on the paper, Tae-hwan walked over and sat down on a chair, spreading his legs as far apart as possible so as not to graze his manhood. Suddenly he felt a jolt of electricity. His face contorted into a panic as he looked at the receptionist. Thank God the woman didn't even look at Tae-hwan, she just stared at her monitor.

"Mr Lim, please come to the examination room."

The middle-aged man had only been sitting for three minutes when the receptionist called him.

Tae-hwan nodded awkwardly at her and stumbled into the examination room. Inside, a bespectacled man who looked about Tae-hwan's age sat at a desk in a lab coat. He gestured to a stool opposite him, obviously the doctor's, and Tae-hwan slid onto it, a little embarrassed.

"You're here because you feel uncomfortable somewhere."

Tap, tap, tap. The doctor tapped on his keyboard. Tae-hwan straightened nervously when he saw the doctor staring at his monitor instead of him, struggling to get the words out.

"That... I have some residual urine after peeing and... and..."

"And?"

Tap, tap, tap. The doctor, tapping away at his keyboard, finally turned his head at the sudden interruption and looked at his patient. The eyes behind the cold glasses were so impassive that Tae-hwan swallowed hard before he could speak.

"...my penis is tingling."

He could only think of words like dick and cock, but good thing that he quick to recall the right word: Penis. Penis, yes. Literally, penis, just a body part. Tae-hwan reassured himself that there was no shame in going to the doctor with a sore body part. But the doctor's next question made Tae-hwan blush from ear to ear.

"Have you had sex lately?"

"Er... none."

The middle-aged man's eyes darted to the pocket of the doctor's coat. Embarrassingly, he hadn't slept with a woman since his first relationship at the age of twenty-one. A one-night stand with a girl a year younger, whom he'd pursued, and not a good memory. After that, Tae-hwan didn't really want to be in a relationship with anyone. His life of hanging out with Young-hae, going to school, working in a company after graduating and hanging out with Young-hae again didn't allow for a relationship or a sex life to creep in. Not that he didn't masturbate, but Tae-hwan's sex life was boring and formulaic enough to be in a sex education textbook.

"Well, you haven't stuck anything up your urethra, have you?"

"Excuse me?"

Now, this one question was so baffling. Urethra? You mean a passage in the penis through which something can come out but not go in? It was very baffling indeed.

"Oh. If you stick something long into your urethra, like this, and it hits your prostate here... there are some people who like to do that by the way... it's kind of dangerous."

The doctor shrugged, like it was no big deal. He tapped away at his keyboard again, then lifted his glasses once and said, "It's dangerous, you shouldn't do it," again emphasising that it was no big deal.

"You have prostatitis."

"Yes?"


NOTE: Prostatitis is inflammation (swelling) of the prostate gland. It can be very painful and distressing, but will often get better eventually. The prostate is a small gland that lies between the penis and bladder. It produces fluid that's mixed with sperm to create semen. Prostatitis can come on at any age.


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