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Frankly, I almost want to postpone my appointment with the police officials
over my eyewitness account of the molestation. I want to go home and mend my
broken heart. However, the police officer let me go after a brief
conversation. It seems that the person I am going to meet later had given
her a call.
"Can't be helped. It's the general manager herself who told me in person.
I'll call you later when I need you."
She smiles. Behind her, I catch a glimpse of the molester. His head is down,
staring at the floor. Eyes darken. I guess he stops acting when the officer
takes her eyes off him. He has a very disturbing look in his eyes. It is
hard to believe that not long ago, he was so calm and looking remorseful.
"Thank you for your consideration...miniskirt police—"
The officer's smile twitches.
She says, "...Ah, you're welcome. We look forward to hearing from you
again."
I respond once more followed by a quick mumble of a mantra. Just then, the
molester's body stiffens reacting to the mantra. For a moment, I can see his
eyeballs turns inside out, revealing only the whites.
"Pardon?"
I guess the officer doesn't hear me well. She asks back, but when I
apologize, she nods with a vague smile. Seems like she thinks that I just
said something vulgar again.
What I just silently cast is not much of a curse. Maybe more like a
suggestion. I made it so that if ever the molester has thought of
retaliation against the victim girl, his vengeance will be converted into
fear of me. I usually try not to use it, but this time is special. Because
of my delay in helping her, the victim girl was forced to accuse the
molester by herself. It would be dangerous if later the pervy molester
discover the girl's name.
I smirk at the molester to try the mantra out. It succeeds. The molester
suddenly kicks over a chair in the interrogation room and tries to run away
after seeing me.
"Hey! What are you doing?!"
I leave the police station with the molester being subdued by the officer
and eventually arrive at the Metropolitan Police Department headquarters not
even ten minutes later than I should have.
At the reception desk, I am being suspected. It's clear why. So as usual, I
take out a pile of ID cards I had prepared just in case and wait quietly.
The receptionist is about to call security when a man is seen rushing up to
us in a panic. He is not surprised by my abnormal behavior and quickly
catches up on the situation. He then apologizes in a very polite manner
before leading me to the back.
I am told to wait in the meeting room. There, as my mouth continues to chant
vulgar words without context, I wonder if I should go to the restroom first.
Unfortunately, just a few short seconds later, a woman wearing glasses steps
in. She has gray hair, but her face looks young. She is Yashiro, chief of
the General Affairs Division of Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department―the
person who called me here.
"We had planned to have chief investigator attend this meeting, but
unfortunately he couldn't make it, so I apologize in his stead."
Yashiro apologizes as soon as she enters the room. Her words and actions are
completely lean. She seems busy. She doesn't seem to be in the mood to let
me pee for a second.
"I'm sorry I'm late."
The man who had shown me the way here has come back with a cup of tea. His
armpits clutch a document that read, "On the Establishment of Black
Magic-Related Crime Unit of the Criminal Investigation Division of Tokyo
Metropolitan Police Department."
Yashiro sits down and exhales heavily.
"Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to come here today. As
I told you in writing the other day, I would like to ask Kozu-sensei to
become the Metropolitan Police Department's advisor."
Since time immemorial, magic has had a tremendous influence on mankind
throughout the world. In some periods, it was even the cornerstone of
politics. In the modern age of science, however, its influence has waned. It
has been reduced to a mere shadow of its former self in religious
ceremonies, weddings, and funerals. If there are those who believes in the
efficacy of curses, they are limited to fanatics and a few well-heeled
individuals.
But the situation has changed drastically now. In recent years, the
existence of magic has been proven. Various experiments and statistical
methods around the world have shown that the power of curses does indeed
exist. In Japan, a well-known example is a large-scale comparative study on
the effects of jichinsai.
Thus, magic is freed from occultism and brought into the light of science,
and academic institutions around the world have started to do deeper
research on it.
But that is only in the front world. In the underworld, the fact that magic
actually works has been widely accepted for quite some time.
Yakuza, who live in a ruthless world, tend to favor wishful thinking and
jinxes, and have always had a high affinity for magic. And even more so when
it comes to actually being able to kill people. With astonishing
persistence, they embrace monks, shugenjas, onmyojis, shrine maidens,
itakos, and other practitioners of all kinds of sects to explore the art of
magic.
In their world, they sometimes ignore common ethics and social norms. Even
brutal procedures that sane people would never attempt are made possible.
They foolishly repeated trial and error until they come up with new enhanced
efficacy spells by modifying existing curses or combining elements of
multiple curses. And so, these powerful emerging spells become quite
numerous and are used for crimes, including murder.
Nowadays, it is said that yakuza also buy and sell spells just as they sell
drugs to the general public. Magic is now become a major source of income
for them, in addition to drvgs, fravd, gambl*ng, and prostitvtion.
Nevertheless, the public still treats magic as superstition, to the point of
laughing at the police who are now also starting to bring this ridiculous
field into their investigations. To hell with the news of the discovery of a
corpse whose head is adorned by a curse spell, or a corpse with a black
mandala on its chest, or a bizarre crime scene where even the smell of blood
is obscured by burned incense.
"There's no way they're cursed to death," so they said.
In the field of magic, the upperworld is far behind the underworld.
The efforts of concerned intellectuals and the use of modern scientific
approaches to magic were bearing fruit, and magic was finally being
recognized by the public as a realistic threat, just like guns and drugs.
The existence of crimes using magic was recognized, and a systematic
investigation based on knowledge of magic was about to begin.
"Thus, a unit specialized in magic-related crimes is established, ahead of
many countries in the world. And we call it Black Magic-Related Crime Unit
of Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department."
The term Black Magic refers to killing someone with a magical curse.
"We would like to cover all crimes related to black magic, but since this is
a trial operation, we will first limit ourselves to murder cases and their
equivalents."
Hence, the jurisdiction is assigned to the Criminal Investigation Division.
"We would like Kozu-sensei to be their advisor. Then I would ask other
divisions to consult with this division too if they ever encounter black
magic-related matters. We have also provided you with a special police rôle.
You will not have arrest authority or any other powers, but you will have
access to the internal police files."
After that, I am made to sign several documents and given an ID card.
"...Onani member division―excuse me."
Another obscenity leaks out as I return the documents.
I hurriedly cover my mouth in a panic. Yashiro, who until now never budge
from my obscenities and elegantly keeps today's matter running smoothly, for
the first time hesitantly drops her eyes and smiles wryly.
"I was going to pick you up at your home today, but since you said you would
drive yourself, I decided not to. There seemed to be a lapse in our
communication so...I'm really sorry for that."
"Oh, is that so?!"
What a surprise. I had to endure so much humiliation during the train ride.
"Please be assured that our staff will visit your home in person from now on
unless there is a particular reason for not doing so. I am sure one of our
people will visit you soon regarding the case we are currently
investigating."
Next time, I would very much like to see their thorough cooperation. It
takes a lot of effort to explain my situation to those who have no prior
knowledge of me.
"Also, Kozu-sensei may refuse our request at any time. Please give priority
to your work as the Kozu family. Thank you very much for accepting our
offer."
Yashiro bows, so do I―but with a very uncomfortable posture because I am
forced to hold back the urge to pee.
"Atsuko-sama told me about your situation long ago."
Atsuko is the name of my great-aunt. That makes sense. No wonder she is so
low profile. I haven't heard the detail, but it seems that my great-aunt
owes this woman a big favor.
"Once again I apologize, Kozu-sensei. The reason I asked you to come all the
way here today is because we have some urgent matters to discuss with you."
"Oh, yes. I've heard about that."
The Metropolitan Police Department has a large number of belongings and
confiscated items that seem to be related to magic. However, since there is
no one with knowledge of the said field and is unable to classify them, they
are left in the basement in a haphazard state.
"Something like...urinary bougie―excuse me. Putting those items carelessly
can make the place defiled and extremely dangerous to touch directly. Some
of them are golden water...I'm sorry..."
I manage to say that much, interrupted by obscenities of course. I can't
examine everything in detail in just one day, so Yashiro asks me to take
back anything notably dangerous and put a barrier here.
"I'll...piss drinking play...do it."
But Yashiro shows me that troubled smile again.
"Um, Kozu-sensei, before that, if you don't mind, you can use the bathroom
first..."
This curse, not only makes me blurt out the most embarrassing vocabularies
that I loathe the most, it also can transmit my physiological needs in
words.
"Oh, thank you, I'll use it."
...Damn, if there's a hole, I want to shove myself in it.
NOTE:
地鎮祭 (Jichinsai: ground-breaking ceremony)
イタコ (Itako, also known as ichiko or ogamisama, are blind women who train
to become spiritual mediums)
修験者 (Shugenja > practitioners of Shugendō religion/ascetic
practitioners)
陰陽師 (Onmyōji: yin-yang master/Onmyōdō practitioner)
厭魅 (killing someone with a magical curse) Tbh, I don't know the equivalent
word for this in English so I just call it black magic in
Black Magic-Related Crime Unit. CMIIW
2 Comments
Ohhhh I really love thisss
ReplyDeleteAfter read my adorable pregnant husband hm hmmm
her wry smile makes me think she is into it 💚 thanks for translating
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